AMY SCHUMER is not taking the last name of her new husband. And yes, feminism might have something to do with that. And maybe she doesn't feel like standing in line at the DMV to get a new license.
But there's another reason that might be more important than the rest.
Her husband's name is Chris FISCHER. Which would make her AMY FISCHER. You know, like AMY FISHER, who shot her married lover's wife in the face when she was 17 . . . then grew up to become a porn star.
Amy posted a video the other day of her dad asking if she's changing her name, and she said, quote, "I'm not Amy Fischer! Do you remember who Amy Fischer is? The Long Island Lolita."